Saturday, September 8, 2018

A Discussion Regarding Land Auction

By Robert Cox


Well, this is definitely a lot better than a different kind of auction we were thinking about. Not going to mention any events but we are going to reference some stories that have caught our eyes. Though they are not real, it is kind of weird why auctions are so famous in fanfictions. We will not try to question it. Much. But thinking about this topic had us thinking what people are smoking these days. Let us try to stick to this topic known as North Dakota Land Auction.

While it can be argued that this is also an easy and sort of dependable way to acquire land, you cannot deny that whenever you hear the word Auction, something weird enters your brain. For example, auctioning humans off to other humans. Yes, we mean slavery since it is sometimes what we see in movies and what he read in books.

Speaking of rich people, let us talk about them. Those people are always an object of envy or amusement. We see all these movies about a clueless princess entering our common society. It is both funny and aggravating to see her so incredibly confused about instant coffee. She should see the coffee we got in the Philippines.

You never see normal auctions happening in a forum like that. The only time we see a normal one is in Uncharted 4 where they bid for priceless antiques. And even then it was an illegal event because everyone there was a criminal and what they were trying to buy were stolen goods.

Human auctioning? Really? Is that some form of fetish? Why do we see all these auction fanfics in big fandoms? Why do they have so many likes and favorites? Is it the writing or the story itself because these are so goddamn weird it rivals the Undertale fandom. And that is saying something.

Sadly, just thinking about going to an auction can get us choked. All that money, spent on dirt. When it can be used to buy groceries that could last us a freaking year. Think of us poor folks, rich guys. Stop showing off your money or we will wave our sticks at you.

But that is either an impossible task or something that will probably take centuries to do. Even as we talk, it feels like we are hypocrites or have double standards. The world is a mess and frankly, we would love to see it burn, just to have a restart.

But we digress. While we do not oppose auctions in its entirety, we cannot really say that we would like to even see one. A crowd full of people bidding for something? That does not sound fun to us. Or maybe that is just us and our youthfulness. Who knows?

That just goes to show that you should never enter the fanfiction world ever. We are already past saving so we do not count. Because once you enter this abyss, it is gonna be impossible to get out. Pretty soon, you are going to get addicted.




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